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  1. What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
     

  2. What do you call a dog who collects rocks?
     

  3. What do you do to a baby rock?
     

  4. What is a rock's favorite kind of music?
     

  5. Where do rocks sleep?
     

  6. How do rocks wash their clothes?
     

  7. What is a rock's favorite transportation?
     

  8. What is a rock's favorite cereal?
     

  9. Where is a rock's favorite golf course?
     

  10. What is a rock's favorite television show?



 



 

Answers


 

  1. A Rock Star
     

  2. A Rockhound
     

  3. Rock it
     

  4. Rock 'N Roll
     

  5. Bedrock
     

  6. On the rock cycle
     

  7. A rocket
     

  8. Cocoa Pebbles
     

  9. Pebble Beach
     

  10. "Third Rock from the Sun"